I'm sure someone else did.
I'm not cranky about it...well, maybe a little...but I really expected a baby by now.
I don't mind being uncomfortable for a few more days, although it feels like there is no end in sight!
What does make me uncomfortable is the things that people say.
I'm pregnant, not you, you don't get an all access pass to talk about my body (with me or with my husband)
Things that people have said....
Lady that works at the gas station by our house: (to my husband)
"Did you try having sex? You should try that."
Uhhh....just because he buys a Mountain Dew from you does not mean you get to dole out that kind of advice.
Lady I met for the first time ever at book club last night:
"Obviously you are way too small, that's why you're not having a baby yet."
Thank you for your professional opinion random old lady. Maybe I'll try to hold him in for another month or two.
Someone at my husband's work:
"Have you REALLY tried everything?"
Seriously people, stop!
My mom: (calling her on my way to book club)
Me: "I'm not in labor yet."
"Oh...I'm on the other line, call me this weekend."
Thanks? Ha ha, I feel like I can't even call anyone because they automatically think I'm in labor.
Suggestions that I have enjoyed:
"Eat pepperoni pizza."
It's my favorite. Because I'm human.
"Take a nap."
"Did you try shopping? All that walking might help."
This is way better than the treadmill.
Hopefully next time I post I will have a baby. If not, I'm making a wreath.
So, either baby pictures or wreath pictures.